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Uncle Hywel responds to your problems
| Dear
Uncle Hywel I have a problem with my neighbours who moved next door recently. The problem is I think that they are normal and I am understandably concerned that they may lose control and do something dull and uninteresting. Just last weekend they mowed their lawn and washed the car the next day. What is up with them? What should I do? Uncle Hywel says: Unfortunately this kind of problem is getting more and more common in today's society. I am afraid that there is not much you can do for these poor people. Their condition is untreatable and they will eventually bore themselves to death. |
| Dear
Uncle Hywel I have been hearing voices all my life. When I wake up they say, "take a pee, put the kettle on and have a cigarette." When it is rainy and cold they said, "Put your coat on, its cold out." What should I do? Uncle Hywel says: This sounds like a shocking case of chronic normality. I suggest that you pee before you get up and smoke in bed, as this would help considerably. Also drinking a cold beer for breakfast instead of tea would be beneficial. |
(Uncle Hywel is Hywel Moelwyn Hughes)