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Frisco Duck hears that a Doctor was found to be a Quack, so gives it a try himself!

Radio: ...Doctor exposed as Quack...

Frisco Duck: Hmm. That's a good idea! I'll try it! I'd make a good QUACK!

(goes along to psychiatrist's office which is found to be unoccupied)

Frisco Duck: I'll just sneak in here while no-one's looking!

Frisco Duck: Next patient please!

(Frisco Duck sits behind the psychiatrist's desk and adopts that over-confident attitude that some doctors have. A nervous patient creeps in)

Frisco Duck (reading medical notes but not paying any attention to patient): Ah! I see you're suffering from delusions of grandeur and an inferiority complex!

Patient: (continues to behave passively)

Frisco Duck: I prescribe four cans of lager and smoke twenty of these stinkeroos every day. You'll feel much better!