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Frisco Duck has run out of cigarettes and has no money? Desperation sets in and a non-ideal solution is found, illustrating the personal and political oppression by which the tobacco industry has a hold of us.

Frisco Duck (so called because he's never been West of Swansea).

Frisco Duck: Oh my GHOD! I'm out of fags! And I've got NO money!

Frisco Duck: I'm dying for a fag! I'll do anything for a fag!

[desperately rummages goes through rubbish]

Frisco Duck: All I can find is this pencil :-(

<bright idea!>

[using the pencil in combination with exhaust fumes from a toxic waste truck, Frisco Duck at last finds some smoking-like relief]

Frisco Duck: Just like the real thing! Ahhh!

88% of schizophrenics smoke, therefore 88% of schizophrenics can do one thing to improve their condition to no end - see your doctor about quitting smoking. Tobacco is BIG BUSINESS - Tobacco companies give big contributions to right wing politicians both in Britain and abroad. Don't give in to personal and political oppression - Give up smoking now!