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Frisco Duck goes to Jail?

Judge: You have been found guilty of defrauding the Social Security of £1.4 Trillion! What do you have to say for yourself?

Frisco Duck: My old Grandad always said "In for a penny, in for a pound!".

And so...

From inside the jail: Fresh fish! Fresh fish! Fresh fish!

Guard: Welcome to Gaol, Duck! I think you'll like the food!

Frisco Duck: ?

Guard: And that's just what it is! Fresh trout, caught today on Dartmoor! Enjoy your Truite a la Bourguignne!

Frisco Duck: This is a good setup! ... Chomp! Nosh! Burp!

Guard: Have some Tendrons de Veau!

Frisco Duck: But, I don't want any more!

Guard: Plenty of good food in Gaol, Duck!

Guard: But we want you to have more! Compliments of the chef! MMM! Delicious! Have some Pissaladiere!

Frisco Duck: !!!

Guard: Have some more Gigots D'Agneau Soissons! ... and some Thon en Salade!

Frisco Duck: Stop! Stop! Mercy! I'll never rip off the social again!

[at this moment Frisco Duck suddenly wakes up in bed]

Frisco Duck: AA-AH! What a Nightmare! These new tablets are a Dilly!